the biggest waste of time youl ever have. They dont get you high, they just give you cancer. For every cigarette you had, if you substituted it with weed, you would feel so much better and live longer. Fuck the cigarettes, go by weed, feel good and live longer!
Throw away those shit cigarettes and try some of that real medicine, youl feel much better after smoking an ounce of this.
by Jamacan Boy 22 June 5, 2006
A highly controversial, highly profitable product on the market that is made to be smoked.
It is under fire because it destroys the human body in innumerable ways, is highly addictive, and has no medical benefit whatsoever. Generally, people who have been smoking for an extended period of times regret the experience and try to quit in vain (due to the fact that nicotine, a highly addictive substance, is contained in cigarettes). There are many strategies to quitting smoking such as a nicotine patch or chewing gum, designed to satiate the smoker's need for nicotine without killing the buyer.
Despite the fact that these products aimed at helping people quit smoking are making off very well, cigarettes are being banned in some other countries, and the discover that cigarettes contain types of poison and unsavory ingredients, this does not stop the average brain-dead teenager from picking up a pack and effectively inducing five different kinds of hell on their lungs.
Meanwhile, most other people regard them as complete idiots, and they will too, ten years down the line. Cigarettes are the things that some kids in every generation pick up and, being the stupid asshats that they are, think is actually helping them in some twisted way; when in fact, they will look back in twenty years when they are diagnosed with leukemia, mutter, "Wow, I was such a stupid asshat back then.". Then they will have stupid asshat kids, and those kids will, despite their parents' warnings, smoke cigarettes thinking that it's helping them in some twisted way.
Because as we all know, Stupidity is much stronger than logic, fact, and desire to keep one's lungs intact.
It is under fire because it destroys the human body in innumerable ways, is highly addictive, and has no medical benefit whatsoever. Generally, people who have been smoking for an extended period of times regret the experience and try to quit in vain (due to the fact that nicotine, a highly addictive substance, is contained in cigarettes). There are many strategies to quitting smoking such as a nicotine patch or chewing gum, designed to satiate the smoker's need for nicotine without killing the buyer.
Despite the fact that these products aimed at helping people quit smoking are making off very well, cigarettes are being banned in some other countries, and the discover that cigarettes contain types of poison and unsavory ingredients, this does not stop the average brain-dead teenager from picking up a pack and effectively inducing five different kinds of hell on their lungs.
Meanwhile, most other people regard them as complete idiots, and they will too, ten years down the line. Cigarettes are the things that some kids in every generation pick up and, being the stupid asshats that they are, think is actually helping them in some twisted way; when in fact, they will look back in twenty years when they are diagnosed with leukemia, mutter, "Wow, I was such a stupid asshat back then.". Then they will have stupid asshat kids, and those kids will, despite their parents' warnings, smoke cigarettes thinking that it's helping them in some twisted way.
Because as we all know, Stupidity is much stronger than logic, fact, and desire to keep one's lungs intact.
There are many corporations that profit off of human ignorance and people devoid of their own fucking brains, but none as much as the companies producing cigarettes.
by The guy that is going to have 50x your income in ten years. April 25, 2007
coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.
Pros. The sex appeal (cough)
Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Pros. The sex appeal (cough)
Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?
Dont be a fool.
Dont be a fool.
by Biafra J September 4, 2004
Very addictive drug that is deadly for the one smoking and anyone unfortunate enough to be around them. It is more powerful than family bonds. It causes the addict to stink long after the cigarette was snubbed out. They can trigger migraines as well.
I'm sorry Brenda, I'll have to drive a separate vehicle fifty miles to our sister's house as your cigarette smoking could trigger one of my migraines. Brenda say's "Ok, Betty. I'll drive my car and you can drive yours. I cannot do without my cigs that long. It would be nice to have your company but the cigarettes are my life."
Doris paid fifty dollars an ounce for that perfume only to smell like a nasty cigarette.
Doris paid fifty dollars an ounce for that perfume only to smell like a nasty cigarette.
by Playon August 27, 2006
A drug containing nicotine and tobacco, leading cancer to the lungs and therefore spreading throughout the body. Also known as cancer sticks. Not as powerful as a ciger
by Aeon_King April 11, 2006
the most gay invention in the whole world! cigarettes make u smell bad and make ur teeth and tonge yellow. once u quit u become fat and ugly. they give u cancer and make u die faster. whoever starts smoking is a fucking idiot!
kid 1: Want a some cigarettes?
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
kid 2: I'm straight. They make you smell bad and give you
cancer.
kid 1: You're a loser.
kid 2 puches kid 1 in the face then runs away, kid 1 chases kid 2 but cant catch up because smoking has ruined his loungs.
by 192837465 September 3, 2006
Crazy bum: "If America was the best country in the world they would ban cigarettes!!"
*walks down street*
"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
*walks down street*
"IF AMERICA WAS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THEY WOULD BAN CIGARETTE SALES!!"
by the awful truth July 11, 2008