chuck norris

the number 1 person in THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER, EVEN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD FUCK WITH. because he WILL FIND YOU.

guy: heeheeheehee, i sent chuck norris an email that says he sucks LOL
CHUCK: *roundhouse kick to the guy's face causing death*

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

chuck norris

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists

guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness

by chuckchuckchuckchuck184868 January 9, 2010

chuck norris

the one and only guy who has both testicles larger

99,9% of men have one testicle larger from the other one. both of chuck norris' testicles are larger.

by Evalyen February 3, 2006

chuck norris

Theeee coolest fucking guy that has ever roundhoused on this planet. EVER.

Dude, Chuck Norris is my fucking hero.

by gayyy February 18, 2006

chuck norris

n. Chuck Norris
1. The cowboy equivilent to God. Specializes in roundhouse kicking people through car windshields. Has also been known to eat babies.

v. Chuck Norris
1. The act of roundhouse kicking someone/thing.

Bob Chuck Norris'd his brother Dave through the wall.

by OH MY IRL March 6, 2006

chuck norris

Close your browser

DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!

...youve been warned.

chuck norris will kill you.

by Zackery May 14, 2006

chuck norris

one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....

chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!

by patric thomas April 14, 2006