If you ever encounter a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy, make sure you have your pants on properly, because a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy always finds its way into even
the smallest holes.
A Chrizzy Mc Dizzy is an endangered species that often lives on Red Bull,
cigarettes, snus, and chili. It's easy to recognize a Chrizzy Mc Dizzy as they are often covered in
Elizabeth Arden hand cream, wear gray sweatpants, and carry a Prada fanny pack.