Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018
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Located in the ye-haw state. After 2020 it became hell. Everyone hates it here and wants to leave bad enough to go to the shit-show Bishop McGuinness that’s invested in druggies and rapists. Oh and don’t forget the favorite lucy-goosy. The tattle tale and snitch of the school. Oh i’m sorry i forgot, the theology teacher banned the word snitch, probably because lucy- goosy cried about it. And don’t forget the awesome teachers that only care about skirt length cause it’s “distracting” when in reality the real distraction is being pulled out of class cause their skirt is to short. Like yes Ms KLB, the guys are going to rape us in a middle school classroom. Those assholes wouldn’t have the nerve and are probably so fucking dumb they couldn’t figure out how! And let’s not ignore the bold-ass sixth graders every year. Those annoying sixies have some nerve. When we were in 6th grade we would’ve literally been put in a trash can for doing what these shitheads do.
Christ the King is a living hell.
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Derived from the original exclamation Jesus H Christ used where a more aggravated exclamation is necessary to properly describe something. Also plays on the supernaturality of certain situations by hinting on how Jesus walked on water.
Somebody after watching a good moviescene: Jesus H2O Christ that was freakin epic.
by fillikirch August 25, 2021
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Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.
"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."
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The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin
by JazzLover69 October 3, 2018
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From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"
Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?
by Legit AF September 28, 2022
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