A very real, NOT TO BE OVERLOOKED SUPERNATURAL FORCE, DESTINED FOR FAILURE. If you have a man named CHORI a.k.a. "Ryan Teodoro" on YOUR team.
For Example - Counter-Strike, Starcraft, Gunbound, Basketball, or any other competitive sport/e-game you are DESTINED TO LOSE.
BEWARE OF THIS SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON.
If you see a man named chori join any of your teams in the e-gaming society, please do the right thing. BAN HIM, IMMEDIATELY.
the curse given to those who are accomponied by chori, this curse grants his teammates super-powers and lots of skill in anything they're doing, but if they anger the chori god he will take away your penis.
“El chori” is an awsome nickname for a very short amount of people, they are very funny and easy to be with , also if you date one of them you are a fucking lucky bitch (or bastard) becouse they always are going to help you when you need them and they will always care for you.
- hey! That guy seems awsome.
- he is probably el chori by it’s way of being.
When the mind-readers wake you up with a bout of tinnitus and decide to pluck your monologue out of your conscience, resulting in a blast of adrenaline enough to keep you awake and get you out of bed. Somewhat annoying but also useful.
Mind-reader: bloody hell, this isn’t the wake up call I wanted this morning.
Mind-read: this Dawn-Chori is gunna get me the fuck up. Not very happy to say the least.
Mind-reader: We thought you’d like it.
Mind-read: Absolutely the right mindset, this is impressive.
A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.
I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage