chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 29, 2009

Choop

Chilling out and or relaxing while pooping.
Usually done while using a smartphone, tablet or laptop to check things online or play games or taking in a book/magazine and reading.

Dude.. I just went for a 30 minute choop!

by corkysru June 29, 2012

Choop

Deorgatory term used to indicate that someone possesses some sort of faggoty quality. Often used on people whose name is of similar sound to the word choop.

"your roommate's name is Chandler?"

"nah you can call him choop, he enjoys gay porn."

by Drslangbang January 26, 2010

Choop

The act of chewing a chaw of tobacco and pooping at the same time. always works in conjunction with such words as Tooping (texting and pooping) or Smoopin (smoking and pooping).

"Hey bro you wanna go take a Choop?"

"Hell yea im down for a Choop you got that grizz green and a spitter?"

by I. Mizzle February 21, 2009

Choop

Where a person has a lip of chewing tobacco in while taking a poop.

"I'm gonna sit on the toilet and take a choop"

by KentuckyHotStick May 19, 2010

Chooped

To pick something up with your ass cheeks.

I accidentally chooped the dressing gown as I was brushing my teeth.

by Suzamatron February 13, 2020

chooped

An elegant, meditative high that is much more sedating than simply "chopped". I.e. chopped with a twist

Tyler: Carl's been locked onto that couch for DAYS maan, how'd he get so chopped?

Kyle: He ain't chopped bro, he's fucking chooped.

by TACOBELLCRAZ May 31, 2015