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Cho ki

A cho ki is a very interesting person to be friends with. They show great trust in friends and care about each and everything. Amazing animal lovers and will have a specialty for absolutely anything. They can act dumb and take control and ability over others but is VERY INTELLIGENT. Trustworthy and reliable. Look-wise is perfect and unique.
Wow, cho ki seems like an amazing person!”
by N0B0DYC4R3S November 19, 2023
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cho ki

one of the most beautiful and prettiest girls on the planet ever
omg, cho ki is so pretty!!
by yjinthefreezer November 19, 2023
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King Cho

by King Cho January 3, 2021
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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."
by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012
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choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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