The Chive is just a way of life for the greatest community of misfits, hooligans, and sexy creatures to ever assemble. So when we say Chive On, it means we support our Troops and all First Responders. It's about working hard and playing harder. It's about paying it forward through Random Acs of Kindness. It's about coming through for the Chive Charities and supporting one another through humor and optimism. It's about not giving a fuck while giving the most fucks. We know how to tell a joke and how to take one. We're note legion, we're LEGEND. We don't wear masks, we wear the best tee's to ever be sold. Oh, and it's just a website with a shit-ton of entertaining pictures and videos; mostly boobs, bacon, adorable cats and Bill Fucking Murray
by ATLChive465 November 6, 2013
Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.
Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
by JunkFX February 9, 2012
The misuses always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. Y'know, olives, pickles, chives...most folks call 'em "green onions" , but they're really scallions. Have you ever noticed that, Joe?
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
See: Firesign Theater, Stan Freberg -Christmas Dragnet (1953)
by Roxanne Pearls March 17, 2016
A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
by Dharma Midget February 13, 2015
A Phrase made famous by the popular website, "www.TheChive.com" (probably the best site in the world). It means stay the course no matter what. Chive On refers to the mutual understanding between Chivers on how to go about life, regardless of all the assholes, douchebags, posers, etc, who might fuck it up from time to time. it's also stronger in the sense that it unites people who share similar opinions or tastes or those who just like to see crazy shit as it happens - it's an underground social network, a family
Chivette: man all these assholes at the bar kept hitting on me when i just wanted to enjoy my drink with some friends.
Chiver: Sometimes you've just gotta stop worrying about them and focus on the great friends you have in your life... Chive On :-)
Chiver: Sometimes you've just gotta stop worrying about them and focus on the great friends you have in your life... Chive On :-)
by J**E-Fuckin'-O**R December 5, 2011
Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.
by c_los811 May 15, 2008
dude chive, I wasn't really going to steal a bite of your food.
Dude chive, there's no need to wig.
man we were chiving on the green.
Dude chive, there's no need to wig.
man we were chiving on the green.
by t sauce January 4, 2005