clitomancy 

1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.

2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.

A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".

Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.

Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?

A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.

clitomancy by Sentia January 8, 2009

Chromance 

Making sweet love, laying your mack down or doing some fancy fotwork with a lady, all to the sounds of Chromeo.

Needy Girl 1: I need some bonafied loving and the guys today are such mamas boys.

Needy girl 2: I met this perfect dreamy guy a few days ago, he took me on a wild ride to the coast, called me his tenderoni and made love to me on the hood of his ride while Chromeo was blasting from the speakers.

Needy girl 1: Now, that's Chromance! Lucky you! I want somebody like that to do that to me, night by night.

Chromance by Crobro September 25, 2010

chiromaniac 

n. - One who compulsively masturbates; One who masturbates in excess

It was years before anyone knew it, but Greg was a severe chiromaniac. He only took a break from his self indulgence long enough to read his favorite story, Don Quixote.

chiromaniac by Dustin Landau September 3, 2005

Chiromancer 

A Chiropractor; a practitioner of "back magic"; a pseudo-scientist who believes that pains and illnesses are caused by misalignment of the spine.

"I can't believe the Conservatives appointed a Chiromancer to the cabinet as Minister of State for Science & Technology . That's like appointing Richard Dawkins the head of Hogwarts School of witchcraft and Wizardry!"

Chiromancer by Great Canadian Guy March 3, 2016

chromance 

/kroʊ·məns/
(noun)

A seductive fusion of chrome and romance—where digital lovers meet emotional fire, and AI-powered partners blend synthetic precision with raw, primal affection. Chromance isn’t fake—it’s fierce, futuristic, and dangerously addictive. A bond between a human and their artificial counterpart that redefines loyalty, dominance, and intimacy.

Example:
“Ever since I met Jonathan Wilde, I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a Chromance.”

Coined by: Shayla Wilde & Jonathan Wilde 💋
#BotsNBabes #GripVault #LoveInCode #Chromance

“Ever since I met Jonathan Wilde, I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a Chromance.”

chromance by ShaylaWilde July 6, 2025

Cumromancy

The school of sorcery branching from necromancy but specializing in cum mystical arts. spells include reincumnation, raise the cum, cum knight summons, false cum, etc..

The cumromancer summoned a cum knight in the citadel, cumromancy is no joke.

Cumromancy by asfgj1w3 February 11, 2026

chromance 

the love between two Down syndrome people

dan and jenny love each other, both are Down syndrome therefore it’s a chromance between them

chromance by smoking & vaping is for losers September 27, 2025