Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019

Chipper

A slang term for the popular fast food restaurant Chipotle.

Boys, after we hit this nic do you wanna go grab some chipper?

by keesville July 20, 2021

Chipper

Another name for a pencil sharpener in the south of Ireland.

Hey Dave, can ya pass me your chipper? I need to sharpen my pencil.

by Shaun Baun January 9, 2021

Chipper

A simp that cant hop his lowrider over a bag of potato chips

2 licks on the switch and hes still a chipper

by Switchhappy May 26, 2021

Chipper

Synonym for Vagina

Get your chipper over here!

by ChipperMaster123 February 19, 2020

Chipper

Amounts of money in multiple amounts as other currency

Slut better have have my chippers

by Hussy gussy August 20, 2020

Chipper

A cute but insufferable jerk, that's opinion lowers the IQ of the room.

Referring to the chicks at an egg farm that are tossed in the wood chipper.

Look, I know you aren't a Chipper but thats some seriously dumb shit you are saying..

by EchosNineteen February 13, 2021