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Hey kids, are you hungry? Little jimmy, "let's go eat some chinky chinky shit!"

Chunky's Law 

A rule that states, "I might have stolen your joke, but I said it louder and more people laughed, therefore it is my joke." First coined by the infamous Chunky.
Guy: Hey you stole my joke
Other guy: Sorry bro, Chunky's Law
Chunky's Law by gregenergy February 7, 2020

Chinky Smile 

When a person smiles so hard that they're eyes crinkle up and disappear, usually someone with asian heritage but there are exceptions.
Where tf did your eyes go, Crystal? Your half-asian is showing! What a chinky smile.

Chonky seal 

There isn’t much to explain about this, It is literally a Chonky seal, a pillow you hug and it takes your life problems away. Seal very Chonky
Mum: “What size Chonky seal should I buy for you?”
Me: “Yes”
Chonky seal by Chonkyseallover December 28, 2020

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet 

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."