Chinese Torture 

A technique used by the Chinese to get information they needed out of captives. The captive is laid down on a table with just one light on in the room hung above their head; also above the captives head is a device that releases a single drop of water in between the persons eye brows (the center of the brow). Every several seconds a water drop falls until (if affective) the person goes crazy and thus releases the wanted information to the Chinese.

The captive stood a good chance until they used the Chinese Torture on him, he only lasted 7 hours.

Chinese Torture by 3vi1_1337 July 4, 2007

chinese penis torture 

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.

example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)

chinese penis torture by cv3 July 24, 2006

chinese water torture 

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

chinese water torture by KRHimself October 25, 2004

chinese water torture 

A type of Chinese torture, involving...uh...water. There were actually four main methods of torture:

1) A steady drip of water to the head which turned the victim insane.
2) The victim is placed on a rack horizontally above quickly-growing bamboo shoots, which are watered. The shoots peirce the victim, resulting in a slow and painful death.
3) The victim is force-fed bamboo shoots and water until he cannot take in any more. The bamboo grows inside the victim, until it protrudes from the skin.
4) The victim is force-fed water until he drowns internally.

Chinese Water Torture is a very undignified way to go...

chinese water torture by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

chinese waiter torture 

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

chinese waiter torture by adamo42 October 23, 2011

chinese poke torture 

when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.

I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.

chinese poke torture by Jahamid111 October 19, 2009

Chinese Water Torture 

While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.

I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.

Chinese Water Torture by Anoos Kamiba September 14, 2007