Chilli dick

When a girl spends months eating chillies so that when her man is being a dick she can offer him anal he will think she's being sweet but the excruciating pain of ring sting kicks in after ejaculation.

Q: my dick is on fire! Aaaaaah!
J: sorry treat me right next time or I will give you another chilli dick.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 05, 2019

Dick Chilli

Dick cheese, but with blood in it

I thought my dick stunk, then I realised that I had dick chilli

by toonsip September 04, 2018

chilli-dicking

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021