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childs play 

Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.
"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"

"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
childs play by ManifestDestiny February 7, 2007

Childs Play 

Statement or answer to a question that is easy, simple or obvious
Who is the all time leading rusher in the NFL? Emmitt Smith, childs play dude.
Childs Play by wes290 September 29, 2009

childs play 

1. an easy task, "a breeze",
2. a term used to describe the sexual interest of children in each other
Doug said to his wife "Hammering this nail in was childs play".
childs play by ThaDevilHasYou... November 5, 2008

Child's Play 

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.
" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."
Child's Play by CBinion91 May 18, 2020

child's play 

Exceedingly easy and not fit for your personal level of skill. An activity that could be done by a child with the brain capacity of a squirrel.
When the teacher asked Bartholomew, who had previously been sleeping, to answer the math question, Bartholomew responded "child's play" and proceeded to ace the shit out of the question.

Child play 

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse
"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."
Child play by Afinted November 4, 2022