children

A human being, just like you.

I still don't understand why adults think that every child is stupid, bitchy, bratty, or spoilt. Then they forget to say that they were kids. Then, they say how much tough times they've been through when they were children and not think about the tough times us children STILL go through. It's stupid, and I find it discriminating.
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A child.
Child: I'm glad I can hang out with children like myself.
by Livin Under Mi Roch September 04, 2015
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children

A THING THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAVE WHEN THEY ARE TODDLERS
by Karma_Fate<3 February 05, 2017
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children

miniature slaves that you can control because there too stupid to understand they dont have to do something
(person 1) hey can i see your lovely children
(person 2)there making me custom seal leather boots and making me phones in china
(person 1)um so there slaves?
(person 2) no there people that are young and work for free
by jackydude77 March 31, 2018
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children

another slang word for pubic hair.
Used when in a bathingsuit.I asked my friend, "Can you see my children" to make sure they are not sticking out.
by Mitch-ll June 04, 2007
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children

1) young humans
2) annoying
3) the favoured meal of the unticus
4) peadophile lure
1) look thats a young person! wow
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)
by mr krum September 08, 2010
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the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.
Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino
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it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.
Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
by Arces January 22, 2012
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