The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
by Ezlo July 27, 2008
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A word which here means "A life full of peace, freedom, warm hugs, spending your summers outside, and not having to worry about 'is this on my diet?' "
Person 1: There goes my 4 year old niece!
Person 2: Ahhh, I miss the days when I was a child
Person 1: Don't we all
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In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+
A Child Lives all the way from The sperm in a womans egg to the old man Leaning on his cane
by RaNdOm1812873462 August 02, 2006
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tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly
"oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned"
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The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.

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Maria said”Yo dude have you been to that new restaurant I heard they serve the best children”
Alex replies, “no I prefer Toy R Us”
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