An individual with average height that has incredibly skinny but yet strong legs. Even with an unsymmetrical body they still believes they are above and beyond everyone else.
Guy #1: That dude at the gym always goes beast mode bro, he squats 4 plates!
Guy #2: Yea I know! but why does he always wear sweats even in the summer?!
Guy #1: Haven't you heard, He is just another typical Rampage chickenlegs.
A homosexual male whom has been sodomized so many times with a large appendage in which his rectum has difficultly fitting, that it causes him to walk in an unnatural fashion, similar to how chickens walk.
Person one: Have you noticed how Jamarcus has been walking lately?
Persontwo: Why yes I have. He walks like a chickenfaggot!
An owner of a chicken-based restaurant, occasionally found in a radio studio and the cause of many large telephone bills. Typically camp and invariably Scottish. Has also been known to frequent the stage at public fiestas and carnivals.
1. Dear, lets visit that chickenlegs for dinner tonight.
2. It's that irritating chickenlegs on the wireless again.
3. Who's making all that fucking noise in the square tonight, oh, it's Chickenlegs.
4. Christ have I got the shits! It serves me right for visiting the restaurant owned by Chickenlegs in the latter half of the week.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.