Chicken Crimpy 

The accidental act of one testicle slipping from your tight fitting underpants or budgie smugglers and being trapped between underpant and thigh.

Rushing to be first in the pool Luiz's poorly fitting budgie smugglers caused a rather embarrassing Chicken Crimpy to emerge that didnt delight family or friends

Chicken Crimpy by baggers September 25, 2014

Chicken Crimpy 

A flavour of shapes simular to the in a biscuit range. They are primarily sold in Australia and a company called arnotts which is owned by Campbell's. In a orange packet and thankfully has not changed over the years

John; Hey did you see they haven't changed the chicken crimpy flavour

Jack; that's great the other reforms later ones taste like dogshit

Chicken Crimpy by daniel needs saving May 23, 2016

chicken crimpy gobbledok 

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

chicken crimpy gobbledok by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

Fried chicken crispy wings 

Its the best food ever in your life. The crispyness...the fry-ness..... Oh my god i want to eat it now.

A: want sum fried chicken crispy wings bro
B: yea sure
A: crunch
B: crunch

Fried chicken crispy wings by Smiley man •̀͜•́ April 25, 2022

crispy chicken 

When you are having sex on the beach and you pull out and dip your cock in the sand and ram her in the ass! Totally painful and totally funny! :-)

I was fucking this chick on the beach and she started to doze off so i gave her the crispy chicken

crispy chicken by kevin sinc June 27, 2006

crispy chicken jumpoff 

Used to describe a salad topped with fried chicken.

1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.

2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff

crispy chicken jumpoff by Rob G Deuce February 15, 2008

Throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus 

To vomit uncontrollably. Similar in usage to "worshipping the porcelain god" or "tossing one's lunch".

That norovirus I contracted at the Tough Mudder race last weekend made me throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus.

The morning after my 21st birthday, I threw AT LEAST 4 crispy chicken wraps under the bus.

Throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus by Biker chick July 30, 2013