by bigdick-doggy January 7, 2020
All the ladies want to pet my monkey, Oliver Clothesoff, everytime I take him to the park; Oliver is a Chick Magnet.
by T Boone July 20, 2006
by hydroponics May 28, 2003
"look adam is spazzing out and pretending hes a chick magnet even though he hasnt even gotten a hot girl in his whole life"
by Bleb!!! November 11, 2006
by shane69 September 3, 2007
An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.
"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."
by Michaelson March 3, 2008
Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010