Cheese Rock

A type of fictional, made up music genre that some non rock and metal listeners like to call rock and metal.

Dude, that guy loves to listen to cheese rock.
Hey man, you know that’s made up right?

by Doogman April 14, 2020

cheese rocks

what happens when you don't clean your balls or sick for ages.

smells nasty

"Seriously, go take a shower, you've got some nasty cheese rocks."

by IGotsDaadcheeserocks April 19, 2003

Cheese Rocket

A particularly nasty zit containing a cheese-like substance.

Brother: Can you help me with this cheese rocket on my ass?
Sister: Wtf Nick, I'm not popping a zit on your butt!

by Teetoecottoncandy March 8, 2011

cheesecock

The condition of having copious amounts of "cheese" build-up on or around your penis which causes a distinctly rotten cheese-like odor. This condition usually affects the uncircumcised and the mentally challenged who feel that regular bathing isn't a necessity in life.

Ex. 1) Dude! Did you smell Richard today? That motherfucker's cheesecock is gonna make me puke!

Ex. 2) "I love not showering man...I take the cheese build up and rub it between my fingers, roll it into little balls, sniff it...sometimes I even eat it. I really don't think cheesecock is a bad thing."

by Master Cheese January 22, 2008

cheeserock

Cheesy pop music that wants to be rock and roll. For example, Nickleback, Creed, 3 Doors Down, basically any cheesy rock popular on the top 40 circuit. Cheeserock can also be bands that try to hard to be “cool” or to copy the style of a more original artist in order to glom onto the wave of young people who are into that new sound, thus becoming cheeserock by being “posers”. For example, A post-punk wannabe who is an avid fan of Rancid, or Bush, might be referred to as a Cheeserocker someone who is hardcore into cheeserock bands like Korn and Slipknot.

Nickleback is the worst bunch of cheeserock to which I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening.

by Biunivoque August 20, 2019

terminal cheesecock

extreme dickcheese. Inspired by "terminal cheesecake", a brit band in the late 80's into the 90's.

John fucked sheep because women vomited at the smell of his terminal cheesecock

by cunole August 23, 2003

cheeserocker

A mid nineties phrase used to describe avid listeners of terribly cheesy rock, usually buzz bands. Examples: Nickleback, Slipknot, Korn, Rancid, Bush, Creed and any other music that tries too hard to be cool in order to appeal to a particular genre of music fans but it is not particularly well written or executed. They are usually people that listens heavily to corporate radio, and often the same songs over and over instead of listening to an album. Also known as a poser.

Check out the cheeserocker in that Nickleback T-shirt.

by Biunivoque August 20, 2019