cheese dong

a) A penis, usually uncircumcised, which has a buildup of smegma and/ or a yeast infection. The condition resembles cottage cheese and has a funky smell.

b) Someone with a personality that reminds you of the above.

I was gonna go down on the guy, but when he unzipped, he whipped out a smelly cheese dong. Not putting my mouth on that!!

by Tipsykit June 14, 2006

cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

by maxfalco August 28, 2006

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

dong cheese

the stuff that comes out of your penis and tastes like goat's cheese

mmmm my dong cheese tastes so nice

by posidon god of the sea October 10, 2013

cheesemonger

vendor of cheese or indeed purveyor of interesting ideas

The cheesemonger showed us his wares

or

That guy is a real cheesemonger

by cheesemonger January 23, 2004

CheeseMongrel

A game which originated in the state of Maine, in the United States of America. The game is continuous, much like The Game. The first person to tell someone else that they are a CheeseMongrel wins, but then no one else may say the word until the next day.

Gene: Hey Casey, you're a CheeseMongrel!
Casey: I already said it today. Try again tomorrow.
Gene: Aww man...

by FSM129 February 16, 2009

CheeseMongrel

A small dog that is the color of chedder cheese. Some imature kids try to call their friends cheesmongrels and the first one to say it wins.

Casey: Hey gene! Your a cheesemongrel!
Gene: Aww man... You win again!

by Raven1313 February 14, 2009