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Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.
The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.
by Graham Paul Knopp March 26, 2007
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The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.
Those guys where cheese curding last night. Hey wana go cheese curd??
by snitzeltruck December 15, 2010
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When you jizz into a bag of Cheetos and serve them to your friends
Did you hear John was serving cheese curds to his ex last night?
by Indie Culkin December 28, 2017
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When a man shaves his nuts and his girl sucks them till they squeak.
I gave Angie some fresh Cheese Curds last night.
by Trey-J September 03, 2016
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The viscous white clumps that may appear following vaginal penetration due to insufficient lubrication.
I pulled out my cock and she sucked off her cheese curds.
I had to pick so many cheese curds off my sheets.
Mama makes the best cheese curds.
by VermicideLovingWorm May 03, 2018
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