A red who nearly blew the lid off our hypocritical land.
" Che was history's greatest man. We will always honour his memory". - Nelson Mandela

" We will resolve the conflict betweem the Indians and the Paki's"....- Gaffe by G.W. Bush.
by G.W. Bush June 16, 2005
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Many definitions given abaout El Che have stated that his last words were:"Don't Shoot! I'm Che! I'm worth to you more alive than dead!" this, honestly, is a lie.

CIA-trained Bolivian Sergeant Bernardino Huanca said to ches biographer el che "said" that after he had benn wounded, TWICE, and his rifle had been rendered useless. and ,even if this happend to be true, those were not his last words.

Ernesto "Che" Guevara's true last words were:
"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward! You are only going to kill a man!"

to all who call him a coward, no coward would have left the life he had to fight 3 revolutions.

to all who call him a failure, the french philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre called him "the most complete man of the century"

to all who call him a genocidal racist, el che said to the USA policy towars blacks:"Those who kill their own children and discriminate daily against them because of the color of their skin; those who let the murderers of blacks remain free, protecting them, and furthermore punishing the black population because they demand their legitimate rights as free men — how can those who do this consider themselves guardians of freedom?" besides, he fought a revolution in CUBA and in EL CONGO ,has it ever ocurred to you that most there arent precisly pearl white?

They may kill the revolutionary, but never the revolution.
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by ornulu July 15, 2010
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A Real LatinAmerican Hero!!!

He was a good man, a real freedom fighter, not a terrorist. If you think that, there's chances that you are a redneck. Bush has killed more in Irak. For real, the man saves more lifes in Cuba that old Batista did. Read a book about him, like the one done by Hugo Gambini!
We can support che guevara because we know what ideas he fought for: all people are equal.
by Loudwing Truelling April 11, 2008
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This cat fought for the "liberation" of Cuba from tyrants while in fact he helped put in place an even bigger tyrant by the name of Fidel "no more toilet paper for our shitty island" Castro. This "freedom fighter" is 40 percent to blame for the slaughter of innoncent industrialists who sought to make the best of the island's natural resources and keep the savages at bay.

I bet his beard is a hit in Hell where he is burning for eternity with all Amway salespeople and Johnny Carson.
If Charlton Heston had sex with one of the monkeys on "Planet of the Apes" his offspring would have looked like Che Guevara.
by Gary Vitalis August 19, 2009
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Argentine Communist revolutionary who fought alongside Fidel Castro in Cuba's Revolution to overthrow Fulgencio Batista. Although Che's rhetoric is popular among those who oppose imperialism, the United States in general, and capitalism as an economic system, Che also murdered over a thousand Cubans in his short stint as leader of the Cabana prison in Cuba without due process. Supported persecutions of individuals who did not agree with a radical ideology.
"The image of Che Guevara hurts Cubans because of it reminds them of the innocent men and women that Che ordered to be killed in "La Cabana" prison
by Rodolfo M February 3, 2010
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AKA, the Spanish Hitler. Murdered many families, including children in order to push his politicals views on others. Many mis-informed college students don't read about this, and decide to wear his T-Shirts.
That Che Guevara is a real son-of-a-bitch. He killed my grandparents.
by silentthread August 8, 2009
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Che Guevara was a communist revolutionary who helped castro enslave cuba. he is hailed as a genius of guerilla warfare even though most of his campaigns were failures. he killed many innocent people for refusing to be slaves of communism, but many rich, white, starbucks sipping, psuedo-intellectual college kids who've never left the states, much less seen the third world think still think he was a hero.
He got waxed by bolivian soldiers trained by American SF. even if he started with good intent, he was misguided and thought he could force people to live in harmony, which is one of the many follies of communism.
guilt ridden rich white kid- Che Guevara was a hero who turned cuba into a socialist utopia and cubans love him more than Jesus

regular guy- yeah, they love it so much they risk life on the high seas in banana boats to get the hell away from it. go to miami and tell a cuban who is old enought to remamber him that he was a hero and watch him eat your face
by airborne ham February 25, 2009
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