Noun: The reflective, glistening coat of lube or bodily fluid left on genitals after sex.
1. After making love, he proudly walked through the apartment naked, showing off his charlie sheen.

2. Already late for work, she jumped in the shower, washed away the charlie sheen, and got dressed.
by 2andahalf4life April 29, 2010
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1. Crack cocaine 2. A drug done by Charlie Sheen.
"I am on a drug; it's called Charlie Sheen!" - Charlie Sheen
by conditionalaxe March 1, 2011
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A drug most commonly used by Charlie Sheen, it gives you tigers blood, Adonis DNA, and makes you a High Priest Warlock.
Are you on any drugs right now?
Yeah I am on a drug, it's called.. Charlie Sheen.

WINNING.
by OFWGKTA March 2, 2011
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Rhyming slang for one being clean from addiction but not necessary seeming so. Can also be a sarcastic statement when someone is not clean and poorly attempting to hide their chronic substance abuse.
Yeah! You betcha I'm Charlie Sheen! Why? Can't ya tell?!
by Buntselina March 4, 2011
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A Charlie Sheen is an enormous outrageously excessive kitchen-sink like cocktail of alcoholic and chemical intoxicants which will without any doubt immediately kill anybody whose heart does not pump Charlie Sheen's tiger blood, and which will surely be responsible some day for killing its namesake as well.

Often otherwise known as “a suicide” or "a 911".

Often served by hookers who plan to later steal your wallet.

Children, do not try this at home. Immediately call 911 if you even hear someone discussing let alone preparing a Charlie Sheen.
Coroner’s report: Just one more idiot who either was suicidal or who said to himself, “Ya, that makes sense to me, I got tiger blood too; I think I’ll make myself a Charlie Sheen”.
by Ur Daddie March 1, 2011
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A drug that is not available to the vast majority due to the negative side effects of your body exploding while your face melts.
Yeah I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
by Follower's of Sheen March 7, 2011
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