chap's dick

1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.

2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.

"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."

"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."

chap's dick by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010

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Chapsdick

The act of her rubbing your dick on her lips like Chapstick.

Hey Baby, your lips look chapped, want some Chapsdick to rub on them.

Chapsdick by I'm Awesome 2 June 19, 2010

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Chapsdick

Using pre-cum on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. Chapsdick.

Do you have any Chapstick? No, but I can give you some Chapsdick.

Chapsdick by Urca327 February 17, 2015

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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