There are essentially two meanings to doing the
Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).
1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the
confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their
female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to
dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.
2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1)
Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!
2) The person Champing: "
Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on
earth is because they fall off the
earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat
earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"