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A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
by wolfbait51 April 09, 2011
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