Central Michigan is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.
A school that people come to without actually thinking of the consequences. "Yes I got in! Oh shit I'm actually at this sick place now" "Dude you didn't realize that Central Michigan sucks dick!"
A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"