cave baker

A massagonist man who speaks like a cave man and spends most of his time getting high. He tries to meet women on Hinge but his dialect ( mostly Dutch) prevents him from getting his point across

That rude guy that kept texting me is such a cave baker.

by Zillah1014 January 16, 2019

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queer cave

A cave of wonders. Weird to most. Solace to many. A place defined as figuratively and literally speaking. Regarded as a secret place among the gay community.

Bobby joe wanted to me to see his Queer Cave, but then I thought I heard banjos.

by Theevilearlgrey February 2, 2016

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Sewer Cave

A vagina that hasn't been touched till the penis has fully penetrated the (an) anus continously. For then the the vaginas will then become a stenchy dirty "Sewer-Cave".

"Dude she let me put it in her ass, THEN I f***** her one pussy!"
"Awe damn, did you eat her out afterwards?"
"He'll no, that shit was a Sewer Cave when I was done with it"

by The Douche Named Chad! July 1, 2015

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Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

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pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami April 21, 2011

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