Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 5, 2022

crabmin's cave

The holy land. A place of legend. Those who wish to enter the cave must pass a series of psychological and physical evaluations. Cave entrance is on maximum security at all times and has been said to be impossible to penetrate.

I want to go into crabmin's cave but I am deemed unworthy.

by fizzbuzz299 January 14, 2022

Cave spirits

The cum left in your ass

I can see the cave spirits dripping out of your ass

by BekalaKisses August 9, 2020

haunted cave

The female sex organ that hasn't been occupied in quiet some time.

Yikes, did I just see a bat fly out of your haunted cave?

by SharkoftheredseaTTV May 22, 2022

le cave

1) A warm place in the winter and a cool place in the summer. A pleasant place to visit every now and then if not for the odd smell

2) French for butthole.

Lance hung out at le cave last night. Now he needs a shower.

by nulerasi1 December 5, 2010

Herpes cave

A deep painful abyss of sores

I woke up and immediately knew i took a trip down herpes cave.

by Rick O' Shea May 13, 2018

Slugs in the cave

When some one needs to go to the toilet for a number two.

"I have slugs in the cave" "I need to go to the toilet. I Have slugs in the cave"

by DJ JA May 23, 2017