cat scan

1. What pretty much every doctor orders when they dont know what the hell is wrong with you.
2. The current replacement for physical examination.
3. The reason I will own a Ferarri one day. Also, see MRI.

Otherwise known as: CT Scan, CT, Computed Tomography

I have a headache so instead of trying to figure out why that might be, my doctor protected his ass legally by ordering a cat scan.

by Flight23 August 8, 2006

cat scan

"Looking for Pussy!"

::At the Club::
Yeah man I'm gonna run a Cat Scan.

by Danny Cruz September 8, 2005

Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Cat Scan

When you grab the inside of a females thigh and can feel her heartbeat.

Connor told me he gave Michelle a Cat Scan

by mike oxhard December 24, 2020