Catnip

A euphemism for estrogen medication. Used by boymoders to talk about HRT publicly so only those "in-the-know" will understand.

Closet Catgirl: Shoot, I forgot to take my... uh...
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.

by furrrealsx3 January 16, 2023

catnip

catnip is basically cocaine for cats . when they have it they get high and it is extremely funny.

"My cat got high on catnip last night."

by crazy cat lady is here May 20, 2019

Catnip

Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.

Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment

by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 09, 2021

catnip

the fucking thing you have to clean up after youre stupid cat fucking had a shit on the garden table

catnip suck for real tho

by naw bludder February 02, 2024

The Catnip Effect

The Catnip Effect is a type of mind altering effect that can cause the brain to start hallucinating and start grunting randomly. It also supposedly gives your eyes to see the world in a 1970s themed spiral color art. I don’t know why. Don’t ask questions.

Look Marie! John is in the middle of the Catnip Effect!

by LunaticUrban July 16, 2023

erik the catnip king

Obsessed to deadpaul.. twinky fag..

-Sounds cool, sounds awesome, most definitely sound lavish.

"You are such an erik the catnip king!"

by T-issue July 17, 2023