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"You are such an erik the catnip king!"
by T-issue July 17, 2023
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when you cat poo poo in mouth
oi mate my cat catnipped me yesterday
thats gorss
by sodapoppinnn June 18, 2019
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catnip is basically cocaine for cats . when they have it they get high and it is extremely funny.
"My cat got high on catnip last night."
by crazy cat lady is here May 20, 2019
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A euphemism for estrogen medication. Used by boymoders to talk about HRT publicly so only those "in-the-know" will understand.
Closet Catgirl: Shoot, I forgot to take my... uh...
Cool Person: ...Catnip?
Closet Catgirl: ...Yeah, lol.
by furrrealsx3 January 16, 2023
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Cat's Cannabis, Feline Weed, whatever you wanna call it
A plant from the mint family, it's scientific name is Nepeta cataria.
Makes cats go C R A Y C R A Y, and according to some research, possibly makes them horny(NO I AM NOT INTO BESTIALITY YA LITTLE SHNT), as it does not affect kittens until they reach sexual maturity at 6 months of age.
Cats may vocalize or roll and when it wears off, cats become immune to it's effects for half an hour.
A small percentage of cats do not react to catnip.
Person 1: Dude your cat's acting shitcrazy what the fck happened?
Person 2: The little bastard got into my catnip planters and apparently had it's fill
Person 1: Oh
Person 3: Help, I accidentally ate my Wii playing Mario Kart.
Person 1 and 2: bruh moment
by MinecraftRulesDotCom March 9, 2021
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