catch this dick

Offering or forcing one to recieve your dick

"After you catch these hands, you're gonna catch this dick."

by LiDicky Ball April 14, 2017

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Catch a Dick

The ability to easily pick up men and get laid.

I'm going out tonight to catch a dick. I looked so hot I was catching dick all night.

by Tacobitch69 August 08, 2017

Catching your dick in the zipper

When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.

You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!

by #Fired December 18, 2019