A tape made by alex kister describing things like. Alternates and why you should say away from any contact with them and umm…. I forgor💀💀💀
Random guy:Oh boy the Mandela catalogue is scary
Also a random guy:yes
They both died THE END 01001110 01010100 01101011 00110000 01011010 01101010 01010101 00110001 01001101 01101010 01000001 00110000 01001101 01111010 01010001 01111000 01001110 01000111 01010101 00110001 01001110 01000100 01001001 01110111 01001110 01000100 01100111 00110000 01001111 01010100 01010001 00110000 01001110 01000100 01010101 00111101
by Funni haha October 30, 2021
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(spoilers??????)

LITERALKY SO FUCKING SCARY I SHIT MY PANTS AND I TREMBLED LITERALLY SO HARD WHEN IT WAS IVER

my dad knocked on my door when stanley said "your new friend is inside your home, now." AND I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER I SWEAR

gabriel is the best no cap fr
"have you seen the mandela catalogue on youtube"
"yes and i shit my pants and i was creaming my pants and i uh.... i forgor 💀"
"gabriel is the best isn't he"
"yes he is"
"tmc fandom is the best no cap"
"mhm"
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A child from the ages of 6/12 decked to the nines in catalogue gear and looking like they just won a competiton to be in the new newlook catalogue.
"Look at that catalogue ken over there."
by Chris Mizon August 2, 2005
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Any online dating website with a search or browse feature that will aid in finding your next sexual partner
Freeman did you check the online hoe catalogue and set up something for the weekend yet? Women love to advertise their inner hoe for free on all those sites like they are looking for love.
by JLthaKing October 28, 2017
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The act of having discourse with a domestic cat. Compound of cat and dialogue.
"How you doing?"

"Meow"

"Want some food?"

"Meow"

"Are you talking to the cat?"

"Yes, we're, having a catalogue."
by The Deadcow November 8, 2017
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