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cat arse 

High praise. Often given to unwieldly actuaries.
cat arse by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Beeg arse cat 

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed
(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

Cat-arsed 

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)
"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."
Cat-arsed by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016

Cat with a cream flavored arsehole 

When you walk in on your son/daughter reading old table tennis magazines.
Father: Crap!
Mother: What happened?
Father: I walked in on Chris reading my old table tennis magazines! He was from grinning ear to ear like a cat with a cream flavored arsehole!
Mother: What the hell does that even mean? Is looking at ping pong even a bad thing?
Father: SHUTUP BITCH!