by TrashyCure February 5, 2016
"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
by Tacitblu July 19, 2016
by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021
The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.
Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019