Carage

A place to put your car
synonomous with "Garage"

Put the car in the carage, it's going to rain goddamnit.

Carage by Professor John April 21, 2004

Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!

"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."

Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.

Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!

Caramel Cannon by BigDickChad69BroDude March 2, 2021

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.

For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

Caramelldansen by The Avenue Majestic May 29, 2009

American carnage 

A post-truth term intended to scare impressionable adults and small children who are not in possession of the facts.

Go to bed children, or the President won't be able to protect you from the American carnage.

American carnage by CNY liberal January 20, 2017

Steven Caraher 

One who is awesome.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy?

Person 2: Yeah, he's a real Steven Caraher.

Person 1: Cool beans!

Steven Caraher by person8373 September 16, 2011

Epping carnage poo 

The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses

'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'

Epping carnage poo by Anonymous submissions January 7, 2017