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that’s cap 

a lie or a way to say “no way” when you don’t believe something
person 1: the other day I was driving down the street and I saw your ex on the street asking for money like a bum
person: that’s caaaap

or

person 1: dude my song dropped yesterday and it’s number 1 on billboard
person 2: that’s cap I just checked and it that drake song
that’s cap by hahayouthotnigga November 10, 2019

BOY THAT'S CAP! 

Is something you say when you don't want to get caught in a lie, but instead of coming up with a reason to support your lie, you just keep saying "BOY THAT'S CAP!" and get louder with each one, until eventually they just find out that you're full of shit.
Bruce: "DeAndre literally copied my Essay word for word, he even used the same font."

DeAndre: "BOY THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP BOY THAT'S CAP!"

Bruce: "........."
BOY THAT'S CAP! by BOI64 September 28, 2020

Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!
Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!
Painter's Cap by zooboots July 6, 2011

Bachelor's Cap

Another name for a condom, used to keep a furtive air to the conversation.
Don't forget to bring your Bachelor's Cap to your date tonight.

Dude, my Bachelor's Cap kept my "graduation" under wraps, if you know what I mean.
Bachelor's Cap by KHFanForAll December 7, 2009

Chewing the clown's cap 

Getting less than you bargained for.
The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

slummer's cap

A flat cap (usually a working-class article of clothing) when worn by someone well-off.
My usual outfit for a black-tie dinner is a suit and tie with a slummer's cap for a little flair.
slummer's cap by excaliburification February 27, 2011