Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006

Canine's lipstick

Another name for a Dog's Red Rocket

Dude your dog got a Canine's Lipstick

by God_Of_Femboys August 9, 2021

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

who's candice?

A new cringey alternative to "ligma", "joe", etc.

Joe: I just found Candice
Poor soul: Who's Candice?
Joe: CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOU MOUTH

by arma. June 12, 2021

Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

Canine Submision

Forcing somone into submission and to take on the roll of a canine or dog; living in a cage, wearing a collar and usually having their hands immobilizedwith special locking gloves that force the hands into fists so that they look like paws. Prevalent practice in the BDSM community.

Travis was forced into Canine Submission, his master makes him wear a collar and wear a gag in his mouth because dogs can't talk, I hear he even eats out of a dog dish and walks on all fours.

by Matthew L. Schwartz March 8, 2005

canine scale

Based on a man's age, this scale classifies men (who prey on younger women for their sexual appetite) as canines.

The scale is as follows:

Age 0-12: Pup
Age 13-17: Weasel
Age 18-21: Dingo
Age 22-29: Jackal
Age 30-39: Coyote
Age 40-49: Husky
Age 50-59: Silver Fox
Age 60-68: Wolf
Age 69: Pooch / Bush Dog
Age 70-79: Arctic Wolf
Age 80-89: Hyena
Age 90-99: Badger
Age 100+: Old Dog

Zac Efron is a Jackal on the Canine Scale, but Charlie Hunnam, Gerard Butler, George Clooney, and Bruce Willis are classified as Coyote, Husky, Silver Fox, and Wolf, respectively.

by danthecolombian December 7, 2016