can of whoopass 

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.

Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?

can of whoopass by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003

can of whoopass 

A term used when telling someone that you are going to beat them badly. First coined by WWF wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Boy, you best shut up or i'm gonna open up a can of whoopass on ya!

can of whoopass by Danbridge November 22, 2006

can of whoopass 

somthing chuck norris jumps out of

ima open up a can of whoopass on you boy

can of whoopass by knoxy August 27, 2006

can of whoopass 

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

can of whoopass by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

can of whoopass 

To get your ass whupped by someone else.

Don't make me open a can of whoopass on you, dawg!

can of whoopass by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

can of whoopass 

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

can of whoopass by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018

Can of Whoopass 

The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.

It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass

Can of Whoopass by Literally Just A Toaster September 2, 2019