Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

Call of Duty Timing by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

Call of Duty 

A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.

Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"

Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."

Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."

Call of Duty by StoutShako May 11, 2014

Call Of Duty Chat

Where 8 year old's learn all of the curse words known to man.

Hey honey, how did Timmy learn the word fuck?
Probably from Call Of Duty Chat.

Call Of Duty Chat by Activate Windows December 30, 2020

Call of Duty 

An amazing way to keep your virginity

Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?

Guy: Nah im playing call of duty

Call of Duty by TheGreatestManThatEverLived March 17, 2010

Call Of Duty Zombies 

A spin-off of the popular war game Call of Duty, which since World at War, Zombies has grown to be almost more popular than CoD. Even though there is no save and their are usually many glitches, it may be the only thing that could keep Treyarch making Call of Duty. (Treyarch should REALLY make a campaign for Zombies.)

Player 1: OH MY GOD, how did that zombie hit me with NO ARM? I Fl_l(l<ING HATE THIS GAME.

Player 2: Yeah. Do you wanna play again?

Player 1: Yeah! I friggen love Call Of Duty Zombies!

Call Of Duty Zombies by Dead End Productions July 11, 2011

call of doody 

the pain of needing to drop a deuce

I was in class when the call of doody came over me

call of doody by gagggs7 February 19, 2009

call of cthulhu 

One of H.P Lovecraft's best known short stories. It was instrumental in forming what is now known as the Cthulhu Mythos. It is also the only story written by Lovecraft where Cthulhu makes an appearance.

Call of Cthulhu, is also the title of a popular pen-and-paper roleplaying game based on the Cthulhu Mythos that is published by Chaosium Inc.

"Have you read the short story Call of Cthulhu?"

"Last nights Call of Cthulhu gaming session was exciting, too bad you missed it."

call of cthulhu by DavionShores September 25, 2005