The two words, six letters that represents so much more than a period ever could. It is the dagger that ends confrontations and conflicts. Meaning exactly the opposite of actually "call me".

It is also highly frowned upon if recipient of a "call me" hammer actually calls sender.
Kevin: Man, I don't know why you think you're hot shit, I never see you pick up girls.

Paul: I don't know why you're even talking right now, last time you touched pussy you were crawling out of your mom, last time I got pussy I was burying it in your mom. Call me.
by Paul Vixon March 1, 2010
when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind
* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "
by sex32 December 29, 2021
A YouTuber who plays games not to win but to mess around and laugh alot. He plays multiple games ranging from horror to vr shooters. He's a great youtuber who is also know for his famous characters such as: Jim Pickens, Grognack(GTA RP), Grognack(Fallout),etc.
Me:Hey have you check out Call Me Kevin's YouTube channel. It's pretty awesome and funny
by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020
See 'music induced headaches'.
I just met you,
And this crazy.
Here's my number
So Call me Maybe-

PLEASE STOP IT! OH GOD! PLEASE! ALRIGHT I'LL TELL YOU!
by Pandcrap July 9, 2012
A song released in 2012 by Canadian recording artist Carly Rae Jepsen. Its popularity has led to the creation of various lip-sync covers and parody videos, including one featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale. The main chorus "Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's my number, so call me maybe?" has also spawned an internet meme, in which the last two lines are substituted with (often sexual) rhyming lyrics.
Example taken from official Call Me Maybe video comments on Youtube: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I got no condom, so anal maybe?
by gmwdim June 16, 2012
The amazing band formerly known as "White Rose"
Consists of Will Tenney, Brandyn Dougan and Matt Mcnulty.

From the little state of Connecticut. The band is basically the raddest thing on the east coast. If you know them, youre automatically 20x cooler.
Person 1: The band Call Me Anything is amazing.
Person 2: You're 20x cooler because you said that
by callmeanythingisthebomb January 23, 2011