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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010
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Caesarean Compliment

A LARGE compliment of something or someone followed by 23 complaints, comments, and criticisms of who or what you just complimented
Caesarean Compliment: "You are the best husband ever" followed with comments, complaints, and criticisms for the next several hours
by Safety Lane March 29, 2022
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