Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.

Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.

Caesarean section by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011

caesarean haircut 

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.

“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”

caesarean haircut by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010

Caesarean Compliment 

A LARGE compliment of something or someone followed by 23 complaints, comments, and criticisms of who or what you just complimented

Caesarean Compliment: "You are the best husband ever" followed with comments, complaints, and criticisms for the next several hours

Caesarean Compliment by Safety Lane March 29, 2022

Caesared 

Getting Caesared is when you get shanked by all your close friends at once, like Julius caesar from Shakespear's play "Julius Caesar" act 2. This usually occurs after somone has commited a dasterdly deed, or sometimes just for fun.

"After steward made Raine mad, we had to conspire to get Stewart Caesared."

"If she keeps talkin mess, we might have to Caesar Alexis."

Caesared by Tomokiman September 19, 2016

Julius Caesared 

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.

"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.

Julius Caesared by Felon Light October 5, 2019

Caesarian 

(adjective) A feeling of extreme power or kingliness that makes one feel akin the Julius Caesar.

Mate, after your performance last weekend you must be feeling absolutely Caesarian.

Caesarian by UbiquitousLatin September 24, 2019

Caesarino 

A nickname given to ones friend named Caesar in the event of said friend saving oneself from falling to ones demise into a ravine wherein a bloodthirsty aztec deity with a grudge currently resides.

Friend named Caesar: What was that?
One who has befriended the person named Caesar: Nice, Nice! Real outstanding work Caesarino!

Caesarino by Itsareference July 7, 2018