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Butter Trail 

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
Butter Trail by terekanddravis March 5, 2010
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[Butter] [Trail] 

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Derek drop a deuce earlier?"
Mark: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Mark: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Mark: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!

peanut butter trail rider 

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

peanut butter trail rider 

A male who takes pleasure in having carnal knowledge of the anus. A male homosexual.
I can't believe there are so many peanut butter trail riders in sequin body suits at the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex resulting in a male member becoming slathered in feces.
That bitch is dirty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you will end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail 

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.
That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

Appalachian Tailgate Buster 

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!