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butter my biscuits 

The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"
Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits
butter my biscuits by Garlico February 24, 2018

butter my biscuits 

1.the act of putting butter on a hooker's buttox.
hey baby why don't you come over here and butter my biscuits!
butter my biscuits by j3w5 August 21, 2008

Butter My Biscuits 

The sexual act of having “Butter My Biscuits “as the safe word for rough play as you aggressively spank the partners buttocks til they scream the safe word and you cum/squirt all over their buttocks to simulate buttering fresh biscuits
As Cindy screamed “Butter My Biscuits” Todd squirted his man butter all over Cindy’s fine plump biscuits.

Butter my biscuits 

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life
Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits
Butter my biscuits by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

Well butter my biscuit 

A phrase used when you want to butter your biscuit with a Zergling "nom nom nom"
*Siege Tank sees Zergling* "Well butter my biscuit!!!" *Squash*
Well butter my biscuit by AliasDayne September 20, 2010

BUTTER MY BISCUIT

A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.
SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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