butt load

A term used to define a finite sum of something. Generally accepted as an amount somewhere between a lot and a shit-ton. Often noted when speaking in hyperboly and used for extreme emphasis or exaggeration.

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man i've got a butt load of homework to do!

it's warm in here, probably because there's a butt load of butts in here

by David Senette January 19, 2006
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a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.
I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade
by stressed April 05, 2006
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The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
wow this is a butt load of jelly beans!
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Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
by -Dre182 September 18, 2011
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like a load but in your ass
I just gave my girl a butt load.
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I cant handel her butt load.
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Butt Load

The international phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described.
The my boss dumped a Butt Load of work on my desk for me to finish. After that I quit.
by MacGordon July 19, 2004
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