Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.

Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.

by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020

Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

dead butchers dog

the scent from a women who is mid way through her menstruation cycle particulary when she is bleeding

The scent of a dead butchers dog did not stop jakey from wanting her.

by lazyfoxx May 25, 2006

Rolling ball of butcher knives

A treacherous, nasty, dangerous person or thing you should steer clear of.

I avoid visits with my wife's family as my evil mother-in-law is a rolling ball of butcher knives.

by Sauceman December 27, 2005

Can't tag your butcher

adj.

Rule in "Tag." The person who is tagged cannot immediately tag back the person who tagged him.

Kid#1: Tag! You're it!
Kid#2: *tags Kid #1* Tag! YOU'RE it!
Kid#1: Can't tag your butcher!

by Koby Fish January 8, 2006

open up a butcher shop

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".

Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.

by LaffeyTaffy June 15, 2012

Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

Is a man that was from rural Kentucky, served in the US infantry and earned him his famous nick name by having over 14 confirmed kills, 4 of them being killed with a massive combat knife he welded at times.He's been on the Department of Homeland Security watch list since its birth, considered to be a threat cause of his training. Officers that were in command during his deployments said" on a day to day basis he was a easy going guy, when bullets started flying he was more of a force of nature than a man".

Luke, aka the Butcher of the Mount

by Gen.Petreaus January 28, 2011