Jose is a illegal Burritto
by JakeReptar October 16, 2009
that rank smell when a girl isn't clean downstairs. kind of smells like a combination of fish and B.O.
by ADP_OF_THE_PAIN May 16, 2006
The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
by The squeemish taco chucker February 4, 2008
And all the burritto slugs say, i want i want i want to eat all your food! The best creatures ever. They like to snuggle and eat your lunch ;) they are amazing and give very special huggsss! When you ahev a burritto slug, you can't let it go or it will eat THE WHOLE TOWNNN! they enjoy carrots and lamberginies (sp). They are beautiful creatures that travel in packs of 2. If they are seperated then they will starve themselves and die, which would be quite unfortunate. There are 2 recorded burritto slugs on earth. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH BANANA SLUGS
THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH! THE BURRITTO SLUG ATE MY LUNCH!
by iamaburrittoslugjealous? May 5, 2012
by fiddly man December 28, 2011