burrito california

an item of food found in almost all mexican resturants,a burrito(beef or chicken) and can include onions,peppers,rice,beans,cheese,special gravy,jalapenos,salsa,sour cream and is always over five pounds

if you eat this and live to tell about it be proud...you will have joined a group of a select few that are somwhere between a man and a god

brad:where is sammy? is he coming to work?

chris:nah man...he ate a burrito california and ended up in the ER

brad:guess he should have stuck to the speedy gonzales

burrito california by BCeater86 August 1, 2009

california burrito 

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

california burrito by daasnescreek April 4, 2006

California Burrito 

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

California Burrito by nunnyo January 12, 2013

California Burrito 

A burrito local to southern California, especially San Diego, but also popular in Orange County and LA. It consists of a tortilla toasted on a grill and filled with carne asada, french fries, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. A true California burrito has both sour cream and guac. While eating the burrito it is important to top every single bite with the salsa(s) of your choice.

Never put beans and rice inside a California burrito that belongs on the side.

California Burrito by jackfm5 July 29, 2019

California Burrito 

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

California Burrito by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

California Burrito 

The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.

Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.

California Burrito by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015

California Burrito 

A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.

Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?
Girl:What is that?
Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.

California Burrito by T-Stiddy June 8, 2009