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When a guy rubs his scrotum on your face and then ejaculates on you. Face mouth neck. All over your face
You just got burcocked. Did you ever get burcocked
burcock by 123456789SLY June 18, 2017
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Burdock is any of a group of biennial thistles in the genus Arctium, family Asteraceae.

The prickly heads of these plants are noted for easily catching on to fur and clothing, thus providing an excellent mechanism for seed dispersal. Burrs cause local irritation and can possibly cause intestinal hairballs in pets. However, most animals avoid ingesting these plants.
Julian, you're covered in burdocks --I hate those fucking things.
Burdock by arentiexclusive January 25, 2009

burockke 

Pronounced boo-rock-ee. Describes the act of a guy with a kidney stone shooting his load and passing the stone at the same time.
My doc said the best way to pass my kidney stone is to end an asian massage with a nice burockke.
burockke by Schleppo October 4, 2007

Bucocky Sprinkler 

When you surprise a "friend" sitting on the couch by hiding in the near by closet with your male friends masturbating. once you and your friends reach they're peaks they run out and surprise them by "blowing they're loads" all over the unsuspecting victim on the couch creating a sprinkler effect.
I wanted to brake up with my girl friend so I had my friends from work pull a Bucocky Sprinkler on her.
Bucocky Sprinkler by patsaggus June 14, 2011

Burgockin 

Being a chicken, being a scaredy cat, too afraid to do something.
“Are you burgockin’ right now?”

“He wouldn’t go into the woods alone because he’s burgockin”
Burgockin by Rarchzilla June 22, 2018

Dandelion and Burdock 

(-n) A British drink made by gathering dandelions, crushing them to extract the flavour and by mixing a rather obscure purple food colouring.
Sam: Have you tried Dandelion and Burdock yet?
Adam: Yes. In fact, it tastes like leftover soya milk.

bumcocknigga 

John- You are a bumcocknigga
me- fr
bumcocknigga by jonthestupidfuk November 30, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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